Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i was in the middle of maths today and my friend took my shoe off my foot, pointed at it, yelled “ME SHOE COLLINS” then pointed at my foot and yelled “JENSEN ANKLES”
hE JUST S ENT ME TH IS I AM CRYING
omfg ok so my phone has a voice control thing and i was testing it out, and i save all my friends numbers under character names so i tried calling my friend who i’ve saved under the name ‘tony stark’ and i said ‘call tony stark’ and it fUCKING STARTED CALLING ‘STARK INDUSTRIES’ IN AMERICA GUYS I THINK I JUST TRIED TO CALL IRON MAN
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
(Source: brennablueskies)
I wish i lived with Tony Stark i bet he has a great internet connection
(Source: nopestiel)
(Source: niknak79)
My love for 30-something and 40-something men is getting weird. It’s not even a romantic thing, I just wanna give them puppies and ice cream.
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
“fresh, warm cookies delivered until 3 AM”
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked
i mean
look at this fucking thing
IT’S CHARGING
you’re either a complete genius
or
you should be burnt at the stake…so should i start carrying fruits with me to class so i can charge my ipad?
i swear if we didn’t spent so much time on tumblr we could really change the world forever
(Source: richiepreacher)
over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are
SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT
PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME
WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/
GUYS
how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though
like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns
because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what
one thing is for sure
it wasn’t hermione
GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK
VOLDEMORT (unknowingly) SPLIT HIS SOUL INTO EIGHT PIECES.
JK ROWLING DOES IT AGAIN
My favourite thing about Elementary is that you can tell just how much Sherlock and Joan love each other and there’s no forced romance because their admiration for one another is just platonic and I want more scenes like the final one with them just hanging out and being besties
Someone left this on the table I went to go eat at so I took it and true
